Sarah Palin Farewell Speech pt.1 (A Message To The Media "Stop Making Stuff Up!)

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. "Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey! " said the daughter. "Did it not taste good? " her mother asked. "I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still! "