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CURE : "Barney Frank and the politics of family values Sep 18, 2008 | Analysis | Star Parker In Frank's mind, liberalism is tantamount to respect and compassion -- conservatism amounts to intolerance and self-righteousness"

Catching Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. �The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. �He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government �In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. �He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. �The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. �When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of t...

Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine JOKE

Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine JOKE "Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?" "Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?" "Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town" "My name is Joseph Sixpack -- knock it off" "Hi, Katie Couric again -- think of any newspapers yet?" "Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity" "John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?" "Senator Larry Craig here -- do you have Joe Biden's phone number?" "McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?" "It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"