Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine JOKE "Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?" "Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?" "Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town" "My name is Joseph Sixpack -- knock it off" "Hi, Katie Couric again -- think of any newspapers yet?" "Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It's a bridge to hilarity" "John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?" "Senator Larry Craig here -- do you have Joe Biden's phone number?" "McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?" "It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?"