ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

Written by Adam Click

The Obama Administration has something to crow about after a report on the effects of ObamaCare yielded some surprising results. "We are delighted to announce that after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, ObamaCare has made one family in Ohio very happy." explained Tab Hunter, ObamaCare ombudsman during a presser where the lucky family was introduced to the nation. Rodger Schmaltz, the patriarch of the only family in the nation to benefit so far from the massive program, took the stage with his wife, Ethel, and their three children to thunderous applause from a select group of ObamaCare workers and ex cons, as Mr. Hunter went on to explain that the Schmaltz's were able to navigate the ObamaCare website, overcome administrative hurdles, get enrolled in the program and successfully complete an emergency room visit to remove a splinter from a little finger of five year old Sally Schmaltz. "Sure, planning an Antarctic expedition with a herd of cats would have been easier, but there is a certain satisfaction in achieving the seemingly impossible." Mr. Schmaltz said "Besides, with sally's visit to the hospital we have almost met our program's deductible of twenty thousand dollars and that feels really, really good. If you ask us, we couldn't be happier with ObamaCare!"